oldprickbitches:
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
dancing-on-the-dance-floor:
ladymaxwell:
mulletsmakememoist:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
this is the only time i will ever reblog a Fox News post. simple as that.
laughingstation:
More FUNNY POST here!
esc4p3:
m0dette:
secretsilentsuicide:
Will never not reblog
this post > everything.
RIP to all those who committed suicide but nobody noticed or cared because they weren’t pretty or popular.
pulpbomb:
light-eco-sage:
amayyy-zayn:
alabasterfrost:
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
Shoes at home are silly.
spatialsoloist:
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
ahwahreh:
agreed
oomshi:
how about we stop with the negativity & you guys start showing me your negativititties
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
valleyoftheawkwardfangirls:
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users.
hugh-danced-the-dancy:
leonardodiretardo:
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.