Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
this is the only time i will ever reblog a Fox News post. simple as that.
More FUNNY POST here!
Will never not reblog
this post > everything.
RIP to all those who committed suicide but nobody noticed or cared because they weren’t pretty or popular.
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
Shoes at home are silly.
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
how about we stop with the negativity & you guys start showing me your negativititties
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.